Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
10.06.2025 05:23

I see through liars
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
Why is my stomach getting so big from taking testosterone cypionate 31 to 34 in 2 months?
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
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I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I can count
What one thing makes someone a very mature person?
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I have complete contempt for fakery
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
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I understand how hurricane paths work
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
What do you say after "Hi" when chatting?
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I can read
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I have a reading level above third grade
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I actually pay taxes
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t cotton to rapists